So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Two words: blizzard sex
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