what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
NoShamevember. You game?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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