ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Come see our sink grown plant.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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