No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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