honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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