I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
