what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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