just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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