I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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