she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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