SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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