Jerry, you need to find god
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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