so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?