You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I think i got beer on your cat.
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