Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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