pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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