I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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