Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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