Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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