I hate your face
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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