I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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