Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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