So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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