you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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