dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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