3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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