Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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