Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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