do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Randomize
