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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep

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  sorry. that wasn't for you

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.

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• (530): View more from California

  How on earth did you break your wrist?

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  I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.

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• (818): View more from California

  I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.

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  I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day

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• (801): View more from Utah

  ‪So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?‬

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