I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently you make a good broom.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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