worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
as a side note pls kill me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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