I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I love having hate sex.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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