So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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