...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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