trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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