Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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