Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
false alarm, still single
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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