So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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