maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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