Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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