that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
