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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
pray to the hookup gods
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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