His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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