lets start a swedish sibling band together
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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