So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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