Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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