He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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