I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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