who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My ass is underappreciated
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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