Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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