ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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