honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i've created a new STD.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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