Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So squirting runs in the family.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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