New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Are we still banned from the library?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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